Gay men are essentially just as greedy, though we will share our toys with men if they buy us a meal first.
They don’t like to share their meals, their toys, or their owners (men). “Here are three reasons a dog prefers to be ‘owned’ by instead of hets: 1) The gay ‘family’ dog usually doesn’t have to play second oboe to two-legged children. “Dogs welcome any chance to be outdoors with a group of half-dressed homosexuals, whether it’s for a gay pride parade, a Lady Gaga concert, or a Log Cabin convention in the Ozarks,” says the charming author, who counts Joan Rivers and Carson Kressley among his book’s many fans.Īs it turns out, there are a few key factors making dogs grateful for Gay Pride Month, DePrisco explains. So are gay dog lovers somehow different from straight ones? To find out, I went to the source: Andrew DePrisco, author of Woof! A Gay Man’s Guide to Dogs (Bow Tie Press).
June is LGBT Pride Month, and it’s a fine time to celebrate differences.